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As a youth I had two hobbies. Playing the role playing game Dungeons and Dragons at Hebrew School and Remote control car club at my middle school. This song is about the former. As can be seen from my hobbies my number of friends skyrocketed faster than a magic missile. This song is about the trials and tribulations faced daily by those who choose the righteous path of the cleric. This song is a message to all who have made fun of clerics, expressing, "hey guys, that's not cool we have a lot to offer and an impressive skill set that can not only supplement the skills of other adventurers but can sometimes even take the lead in adventuring." - Rip Van Lemon

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Verse: D C F G
Chorus: A C D C

You think I'm not as rad
just because I can't hurt you as bad
with my weapons
But you had better watch out
cause I can use spells like true resurrection
to summon a dragon
in a cave to kill you

I am a cleric and I'll heal the whole party
but sometimes I'll kill you on a quest and surprise everybody

All my weapons are blunt
I'll still use them to kill you but
I also have spells to heal you up real nice
that way I can kill you twice

I am a cleric and I'll heal the whole party
but sometimes I'll kill you on a quest and surprise everybody
I can summon monsters and I can cast plagues and at level seven I learn
true resurrection

credits

from Portrait and Landsgrape, track released January 14, 2011
Ukulele - Sir Isaac Lime
Guitar & Vocals - Rip Van Lemon
Drums & Awesome - Strawberry Short Kook

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Alexander The Grape Los Angeles, California

"Kind of rough but give it a chance" - Reddit user Flat_Rootbeer

Hey homies! We are a goof punk/folk punk band from Los Angeles! We just want to play shows, eat pizza, and change the world! Check our facebook page for the most recent updates on music and shows! Up the Punz!! ... more

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